dak-tja

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: BC
Job: bum

I will make everything metal... Blacker than the blackest black times infinity!!

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7/3/02

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Exp. Points: 895 / 900
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Flash Reviews: 45
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Score: 8
The Blind Samurai

"Flesh?"

submission: The Blind Samurai
date: June 7, 2003

good movie but wheres the flesh like you said. Are you talking about naked flesh or bloodied flesh cause if it was the bloodied flesh then i guess there was some.

Author's Response:

by flesh i mean none stick figures.

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Score: 10
Killing Spree I

"sweet"

submission: Killing Spree I
date: May 1, 2003

Nice use of blood gore and all that stuff. This is unique among newgrounds which is now mostly based on those shitty ass clocks. Good work! make more

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Score: 0
Plum Confronts Avacado

"get a life"

date: April 12, 2003

I have yet to see a decent clock movie (exception of the void 2) but all others are severly lacking. I do believe that clock crew stuff should be banned and destroyed or atleast re-put through the portal so everyone can actually blam it.

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Score: 0
Cherry Clock vs Bob Clock

"No more clocks!"

date: April 12, 2003

It would be sweet if i could start a rally on NG agains't all clocks. Take out the "L" and what do you get. I bet thats what all these clock people do is sit their oversized asses making stupid clock movies while beating off to child porn. I HATE CLOCKS! I HATE CLOCKS! DEATH TO CLOCKS! MUHAHAHAHAHA

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Score: 1
"From my Room"

"WTF"

submission: "From my Room"
date: April 12, 2003

why does everyone like this? Its not funny it has no action the only thing well done is the animation. I guess to each his own.

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Score: 10
Max Payne

"Don't listen to that last fuckhead"

submission: Max Payne
date: April 12, 2003

Max Payne is the greatest game ever. Period.

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Score: 10
Retarded Animal Babies

"YEs"

date: April 10, 2003

I love it make more soon please. Funniest thing ive seen yet.

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Score: 1
Mighty Clock 2

"Enough with the clocks!"

submission: Mighty Clock 2
date: April 4, 2003

The clocks are the worst thing on ng... even the blammed portal enteries are better. I have to say i hope this is a dying fad which will sooon go away because the representation of clocks in fruit or many other things is a really uncreative and shitty idea. NG should make a vote whether clocks should stay or not.. then we'll see how many people like them. If not well ill just have to kepp giving clocks movies and games a zero and write reviews like this. I hope many people will follow in my example.

Author's Response:

Even if you hate the clocks, you could have at least reviewed on the quality and effort put into the film.

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Score: 0
Paybacks are Hell

"dammit"

submission: Paybacks are Hell
date: March 10, 2003

i gave this entry a 0 because all clock stuff sucks. I wish the person who started em would tell everyone he quits cause its gay. Then maybe people would stop making these crap fests. ARRGGG!

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Score: 10
Clock Destroyer

"Clocks are the gayest thing"

submission: Clock Destroyer
date: February 25, 2003

anybody who likes the clocks should be tied up and forced to watch this movie. Then be dragged out and shot in a public humiliation.Awsome movie !

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